I got this list as a forward. I generally dislike forwards, but this is kind of hilarious.
- A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
- There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in NC.
- There are 10,000 types of spiders. All of them live in NC.
- If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it’ll bite ya.
- ‘Onced’ and ‘Twiced’ are words.
- It’s not a shopping cart, it’s a buggy.
- ‘Jaw-P’ means, “Did ya’ll go to the bathroom?”
- People actually eat and grow okra.
- ‘Fixinto’ is one word.
- There is no such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.
- Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it in your sippy cup.
- You switch from heat to AC in one day.
- You know what a dawg is.
- You carry jumper cables in your car for your own car.
- Going to Wal-Mart is known a going to Wally World.
- The first day of deer season is a national holiday.