{"id":27,"date":"2005-05-02T19:37:34","date_gmt":"2005-05-02T18:45:25","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-05-02T19:37:34","modified_gmt":"2005-05-02T19:37:34","slug":"600_of_cpu_omg_i_m_so_fast_and_1337_lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/2005\/05\/02\/600_of_cpu_omg_i_m_so_fast_and_1337_lol\/","title":{"rendered":"600% of cpu, omg I&#8217;m so fast and 1337, lol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm, I seem to have lost the content of this post.  OK, so anyway, there was some stuff about this thing where this guy did some stuff and some things that was, like, cool.  But I can&#8217;t find the link any more, so blah.<\/p>\n<p>Update: OK, I found the <a href=\"http:\/\/bugs.gentoo.org\/show_bug.cgi?id=90973\">one I was looking for<\/a>, but I also <a href=\"http:\/\/bugs.gentoo.org\/show_bug.cgi?id=90700\"> found a second, which is actually worse<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s this new craze of &#8220;Oh how I wish I had a 16-way computer.  Instead, I&#8217;ll just live my life in some deluded state where I believe I do have a 16-way computer.  No, I&#8217;ll tone it down &#8212; I actually have, in my delusion, a 15-way.&#8221;  And then why bother filing bugs about things?  Wouldn&#8217;t it be better to delude those bugs into non-existence, while you&#8217;re at it?  Oh, and I want a pony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm, I seem to have lost the content of this post. OK, so anyway, there was some stuff about this thing where this guy did some stuff and some things that was, like, cool. But I can&#8217;t find the link any more, so blah. Update: OK, I found the one I was looking for, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/2005\/05\/02\/600_of_cpu_omg_i_m_so_fast_and_1337_lol\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">600% of cpu, omg I&#8217;m so fast and 1337, lol<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/seemant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}