{"id":18,"date":"2006-09-03T16:03:20","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T16:03:20","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-07T09:35:41","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T16:35:41","slug":"mr_coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/2006\/09\/03\/mr_coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorites&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nMr. Coffee Lyrics<br \/>\nArtist: Lagwagon<\/p>\n<p>Morning has broken<br \/>\nMR. Coffee has spoken<br \/>\nThe familiar wake-up call<br \/>\nsings to my ears<br \/>\nI wake up with a shrug<br \/>\nTo the floor with a thud<br \/>\nWhere in this hellhole is my coffee mug?<br \/>\nI can now face the day<br \/>\non legal speed (The American way)<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sketching<br \/>\nI&#8217;m seizing<br \/>\nI&#8217;m spazing<br \/>\nI&#8217;m shaking<br \/>\nI can not stop spilling on my brand new shirt<br \/>\nI-I-I&#8217;m wired<br \/>\nI&#8217;m so inspired<br \/>\nI drank the entire pot<br \/>\nso off to work<br \/>\nHere I come to save the day<br \/>\non legal speed (The American way)<br \/>\nDrinking coffee<br \/>\nI drink coffee<br \/>\nDrinking coffee everyday\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorites&#8230; Mr. Coffee Lyrics Artist: Lagwagon Morning has broken MR. Coffee has spoken The familiar wake-up call sings to my ears I wake up with a shrug To the floor with a thud Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug? I can now face the day on legal speed (The American &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/2006\/09\/03\/mr_coffee\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mr Coffee<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/kingtaco\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}