{"id":5,"date":"2005-03-30T17:49:29","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T17:49:29","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-07T16:06:55","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T16:06:55","slug":"do_your_boys_hang_low","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/2005\/03\/30\/do_your_boys_hang_low\/","title":{"rendered":"Do your boys hang low?"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Do your boys:\r\n\t- Hang low\r\n\r\nDo they:\r\n\t- Wobble to and fro\r\n\r\nCan you:\r\n\t- Tie them in a knot\r\n\t- Tie them in a bow\r\n\t- Throw them over your shoulder\r\n\t\t- Like a continental soldier<\/pre>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/joeshaw.org\/2005\/03\/29\/138\">wtf?<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do your boys: &#8211; Hang low Do they: &#8211; Wobble to and fro Can you: &#8211; Tie them in a knot &#8211; Tie them in a bow &#8211; Throw them over your shoulder &#8211; Like a continental soldier (wtf?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/18"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gentoo.org\/brad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}